May 2012
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Green Tree Pythons as first snakes
reptilefacts:
Just saw this anon question answered by morelia-viridis and it’s such a comprehensive answer I thought I’d reblog it!
Anon question:
Do green tree snakes make good a good snake for first time snake owners? or are they for more experienced snake keepers?
morelia-viridis’s answer:
Usually folks recommend that you have some snake keeping experience before having green tree...
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I forgot that the bat in fern gully raps
ruthseriouslydothis:
miggylol:
I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu.
#i hope every male character you love is played by lucy liu
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can you ask someone out by saying, “i ship us” or is that weird
and then propose by saying, “let’s become canon”
then die in each other’s arms saying “we are endgame”
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tyrawanks:
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
kingcheddarxvii:
kingcheddarxvii:
kingcheddarxvii:
Bieber said damn what a bad role model
Whoa I said it too
Well played
mechastreisand:
this is literally my face when people i thought i was on good terms with unfollow me
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peetapockets:
I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
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IT'S TMI TUESDAY, ASSHOLES. FILL MY ASKBOX WITH...
incendiaryshogun:
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roneryanyan:
lol people who think it would fun to have a zombie apocalypse.
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Dear followers, be nosey.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
Watchmintyflavored:
slugbox:
mageofbutts:
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spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life
I love humanity...
someone: quit apologizing
me: sorry
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alwaysanoriginal:
shoutout to the people who tag every freaking post correctly because you help me to not be confused when I have no fudging idea who/what the celebrity/character/show/fandom is that you’ve put on my dash but if the post is the question then the tag is the answer and then I am no longer confused, so, thank you
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“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
– By George Orwell in Animal Farm (via olicritical)
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Humans don't have tails, they have big, big...
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buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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ternaliosse asked: Tsuritama is super cute and you should definitely watch it :D Also in trying to tell you this I got distracted by the adorable little puffin cursor on your blog and it took me far longer to type this than it should have because of it.
consultingfilthymcnastyleviathan:
holmestucked:
homestucked:
are they seriously removing the smut from ff.net oh my god
wh AT
see this is why I stick to LJ and AO3
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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so my friends apparently ship me and bri
because at game night people would walk past us and suddenly shout “kiss her!” or if we did just kiss someone would go “awwwww” or “cuuuute”
like what
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
