==> Be the Mage of Space

Your name is JILL. You are EIGHTEEN and are also a PISCES, not that that could possibly be relevant. You live in a place called MAINE. You hate it there, but DEEP DOWN you never want to leave.

You think writing your DESCRIPTION like this is KIND OF COOL and a neat, creative way to give a nod to one of your favorite FANDOMS, even though all it really does is make you look like a gigantic TOOL.

If the people reading this want to know more about you, you encourage them to read the INTRO POST that is linked to on the right-hand side of the page.

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Green Tree Pythons as first snakes 

reptilefacts:

Just saw this anon question answered by morelia-viridis and it’s such a comprehensive answer I thought I’d reblog it!

Anon question:

Do green tree snakes make good a good snake for first time snake owners? or are they for more experienced snake keepers?

morelia-viridis’s answer:

Usually folks recommend that you have some snake keeping experience before having green tree pythons. I did things differently, and got one as my first snake. Others have gotten them as a first snake as well. So if you’d like to go that route, here’s what I’d recommend: 

  • Most important of all, and there’s really no way to emphasize this enough (for any animal you want to keep): do your research. Read up on these snakes. Everything you can. Get Greg Maxwell’s book, The More Complete Chondro, and read it from cover to cover. Hang out on the Morelia Viridis Forum and read read read. Join iHerp. Read some more, and soak up all the info you can.
  • After you get a handle on the care involved, get your caging, heat panel, thermostat, and all that. Get everything set up and running, and make sure your temperatures are correct. I’d also suggest taking photos of the setup and posting them on MVF. That’s what I did, and it was good to get feedback to make sure my setup was decent before I had my snake.
  • Certain things about your caging (overall size, perch diameter, etc) will depend on how old your snake is. I’d suggest you start with a snake that’s at least a year old. Yearlings are more robust than neonates, you can handle them, and you’ll know whether you’re getting a male or female. (Neonates are too delicate to be sexed.)
  • Buy a captive bred animal, ideally direct from a breeder who you can contact for help/support if you run into any issues. I don’t know what you’re country you’re in, but in the US, there are quite a few out there. One of the most well-known is Rico Walder from Signal Herp. My first snake was from him, and I have two others that were bred at his facility. There are also the classifieds on MVF—lots of good folks there, but there can be bad apples anywhere, so do your research on breeders as well. (Personally, I would stay far, far away from the classifieds on Kingsnake for your first chondro.)

It’s definitely possible for a first time snake owner to be successful with a green tree python—just do your homework first. :)



I forgot that the bat in fern gully raps 



ruthseriouslydothis:

miggylol:

I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu.

#i hope every male character you love is played by lucy liu

(via sherlock--kun)


8 hours ago • 3,679 notes • originally from miggylol

sherlocksflybooty:

maniacalkyriis:

cOLESLAW SJKDFHKJSFHSJDKFHKJS

(via sherlock--kun)



can you ask someone out by saying, “i ship us” or is that weird

and then propose by saying, “let’s become canon”

then die in each other’s arms saying “we are endgame”

(Source: jamespottersexytime, via opriver)


8 hours ago • 30,698 notes • originally from jamespottersexytime

pabloandyoda:

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

pabloandyoda:

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

(via opriver)


8 hours ago • 24,049 notes • originally from mathaniel

chicksdigthephoenix:

energy-liger:

aceofstars:

ask-pinkie-pool:

twiborg:

avenginglesbianfriend:

heroofbagels:

tomquest:

inetux:

captainamericass:

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.


None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude! 

These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers

THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES

chicksdigthephoenix:

energy-liger:

aceofstars:

ask-pinkie-pool:

twiborg:

avenginglesbianfriend:

heroofbagels:

tomquest:

inetux:

captainamericass:

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.

None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude! 

These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers

THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES

(Source: ceronprime, via dudine)


8 hours ago • 77,472 notes • originally from ceronprime
#q

cappucciinoo:

phoenixwrong:

celestialtoxophilite:

princekarkat:

galvatron:

WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

spoiler alert every flavour is grape



TEREZI OMFG

WHY IS TEREZI FMKGDKFGJSODKG

cappucciinoo:

phoenixwrong:

celestialtoxophilite:

princekarkat:

galvatron:

WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

spoiler alert every flavour is grape

TEREZI OMFG

WHY IS TEREZI FMKGDKFGJSODKG

(via sherlock--kun)


8 hours ago • 3,951 notes • originally from galvatron

tyrawanks:

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

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8 hours ago • 27,084 notes • originally from retadred-deactivated20120311
#ssdagadshg

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

Bieber said damn what a bad role model

Whoa I said it too

Well played

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8 hours ago • 338 notes • originally from kingcheddarxvii